
Hey, buddy, welcome home!
You look like you had a hard day at work. You should put your feet up.
I put a pizza in the oven 10 minutes ago. I was planning on eating it myself, but you look so worn out, I’m going to share it with you, because you deserve it for working so hard!
You’re such a great friend.
Seriously who needs roommates when you could have a dogmate
scuze me, need to get a disability so I can have a stress puppy at school.